Mac Cansler

ride it out

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:33:14 GMT

Mac needs his friend back. Soon.

yay for free

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:42:16 GMT

Work is even cooler than usual when they provide free food and alcohol for our after work parties about once every couple of months.

Why do farts make noise?

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:00:11 GMT

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.

ahhhhhh

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:13:01 GMT

I want to rage against something but the only thing I can do it against is myself. someone please fix all of my problems cause I am spent from fixing other peoples.

now i remember why i dont like birthdays

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:05:04 GMT

birthdays are usually a little disappointing but yesterday was a fucking pain in the ass.

yay im 24 now

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:20:46 GMT

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:31:45 GMT

1. First Name: Michael

2. Age: 23 for one more week.

3. Location: Olympia fields, il.

4. Occupation: Help Desk Analyst level 1.

5. Partner? Why did you have to bring that up, now im going to go cry myself to sleep.

6. Kids: not yet.

7. Brothers/Sisters: brother james sister demon i mean cyndi.

8. animals make breathing hard

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:
1. Getting a job.
2. Looking at houses to buy
3. My life is empty.

10) Where and for what did you go to school for? olivet, for nothing, I mean i have a marketing degree but haha seriously i love computers i would marry one if they came in supple woman form that was actually a person telling me they were a computer to get my attention.

11) Parents? Michael and Gail

12) Who are some of your closest friends? Justin (black) Justin(white) tim(freak).

Who wants to take a trip with me.

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:25:58 GMT

I need a vacation, I have not had a break more than the four day weekend i took a month ago. Does anyone have any ideas.

oh my god this is so true. look at these for the most useless majors.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:02:30 GMT

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/03/the-10-most-worthless-college-majors/

yay

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:08:52 GMT

ha ha OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:54:13 GMT

OK people birthday plans in action. boat time... if anyone is up who is still actually using live journal and wants to go let me know. a day full of water ski wake board and tubing fun. aliz you cant say no.

Vive la fete

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:28:38 GMT

I HATE ANYTHING TO DI WITH COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY ESPECIALLY THE INTERNET. THE INTERNET CAN GO SUCK A D.

long time no see folks

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:34:56 GMT

So, Happy times have occured in the last few days. i got the job at Keno Kozie in chicago so horray no more walgreens having gone to school is no longer a waste of my time. and hooray no more driving to bourbonnais.

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:07:25 GMT

"i pooped in my bed so i put it on the tv." best toddler quote ever

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:26:52 GMT

So i always both love and hate coming back from vegas. i love it because there is only so much you can take of that place. i dont see how anyone can stay there for the more than three or four nights that i usually do. if the endless walking and constant bombardment of crazy does not get you then paying huge amounts of money for cheap things will. such as 7.95 for a breakfast meal in the airport at bk when i came back yesterday. i hate it because i love the constant bombardment of light. i love the information overload that at times is euphoric. i love being in a place where almost nobody is a douche-bag because just like you they are all there to have fun. this year was a first for me as well. i finally went to the consumer electronics show with my dad (i have been waiting for years). i also saw the blue man group at the venetian. if you ever get a chance to see them when they visit your city do so, they are amazing. thats it. go there. later.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:24:00 GMT

so,this whole graduating from college thing. its great.

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:33:36 GMT

Save the cheerleader, save the world. that episode was quite anti-climactic.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:15:19 GMT

yay, happy day for our little deomocratic republic. i'd be even happier if we had a true democracy, but then nothing would get done. maybe one day i will live on a pirate ship and i will be in a true democracy.

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:19:12 GMT

Childe roland to the Dark Tower came. Thats it. Its over. I feel like a part of my life is also over. yes i know its not my book series. it is possibly the best writing ever. if there are words left to be said then gan has not given them to me to say. The man in black fled acros the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:00:44 GMT

Who wants to og out to lunch with me tommorow?

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:58:21 GMT

Reviling my childood is fun. there is not a much better time than the one that involves Disney's Robin Hood, Aladdin, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, The Jungle Book, Bedknobs and Broomsticks and more. thanks to my grandmother for saving all of my old video tapes. yay...

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:42:36 GMT

so tonight i decided to try something new. i am going to try to be healthy. i know i know, but its something i've got ot do. i went for a run, and although my run was more walk than run it felt good. maybe ill keep up this trend.

Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:56:40 GMT

Forgive me father for i have sinned

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:23:55 GMT

End of the summer party is coming up soon. let me know if you wish to come.

meg

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:35:30 GMT

hey sexy,whats happening?